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Humourous Bites

Humourous Bites

A Programmer's Joke


How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?

Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."


The lawyer and his BMW


A very successful lawyer parked his brand new BMW in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the BMW.


Why you shouldn't visit rich people

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was
made to me:

Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda,Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"



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